Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017
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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017
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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017
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Video toothbrush and app - finally the smart toothbrush you didn't know you needed and also don't need #CES2017 f
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Smart...grill cleaner. #CES2017
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Smart mirror judges you #CES2017
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Thank you for suffering #CES2017 with me
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thx for tour. I think the portable memory booster is the winner of the best of #CES2017
Replying to @internetofshit
I blame VC's and incubators and all kinds of enablers of this sort of ridiculousness. Money to the wind.
Replying to @internetofshit
I can't believe once we laughed at that Simpsons' episode in which Homer is an inventor...
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