Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017
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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017
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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017
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Video toothbrush and app - finally the smart toothbrush you didn't know you needed and also don't need #CES2017 f
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Smart...grill cleaner. #CES2017
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Smart mirror judges you #CES2017

Jan 7, 2017 · 12:49 AM UTC

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Replying to @internetofshit
@emilepetrone coulda gone to CES!
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this gets the award for thing I can immediately see purpose for. Although, it can't be the 1st
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can it be programmed to lie to you? If so, I want one now
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Does it grade on a curve. I'm asking for a friend... for science.