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This is me #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017
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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017
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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017
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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017
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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017

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electrocutes the kids
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is this the precursor to the duck song happening irl?
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actually i want that
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is this the rubber duck from hitman?
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Needs voice recognition, the ability to read your code, and the ability to tell you what's wrong with it
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Edwin is the greatest children's toy to ever be invented @internetofshit
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this timeline sucks