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Connected shoes because you can't just have shoes they need a chip #CES2017
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This is me #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017
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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017
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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017
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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017

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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017
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Video toothbrush and app - finally the smart toothbrush you didn't know you needed and also don't need #CES2017 f
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Replying to @internetofshit
@SwiftOnSecurity you can be like Gordon gecko w/his brick phone.
Replying to @internetofshit
Is that URL textbottle.com? It can't be because that site is just lorem ipsum placeholders.
Replying to @internetofshit
@SwiftOnSecurity is that marketed as the Sextbottle? Because I'm interested.
Replying to @internetofshit
this is where we come in-- you could pay a $150 deductible or more... or come to us for repairs...
Replying to @internetofshit
maybe if that were a nice big fuel cell?
Replying to @internetofshit
flashlight/speaker
Replying to @internetofshit
I hope Apple decides to go to USB-C just to spite buyers of that water bottle.