Gimme some smart overalls please #CES2017
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Smart belt that uh. Calories? I guess it can taste them #CES2017
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MOSQUITO KILLER ROBOT!! #CES2017
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Connected shoes because you can't just have shoes they need a chip #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017
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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017
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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017

Jan 7, 2017 · 12:28 AM UTC

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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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Replying to @internetofshit
how have they not invented a shower that dries you?
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT HAS A CAMERA!!!
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97 ° is boiling hot! How could you sell such a ... oh wait, Fahrenheit, the worst of the imperial units o.o
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Replying to @internetofshit
don’t go there. :(.Have you been to Japan? Smart showers are fucking magical.
Replying to @internetofshit
This one works for me. Had this idea in 2000. Should've done it.