"First connected vinyl record" lol #CES2017
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Ah yes a smart suitcase cover of course #CES2017
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Too lazy to water ur plants? #CES2017
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Gimme some smart overalls please #CES2017
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Smart belt that uh. Calories? I guess it can taste them #CES2017
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MOSQUITO KILLER ROBOT!! #CES2017
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Connected shoes because you can't just have shoes they need a chip #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017
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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017

Jan 7, 2017 · 12:19 AM UTC

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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Replying to @internetofshit
my wife loves Zeeq pillow already because it really stops me snoring
Replying to @internetofshit
the smart suicide gun, the gun that delivers the most lethal blow to my body
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