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Friggin smart labels baby!!!!! #CES2017
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"First connected vinyl record" lol #CES2017
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Ah yes a smart suitcase cover of course #CES2017
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Too lazy to water ur plants? #CES2017
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Should it #CES2017
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Gimme some smart overalls please #CES2017
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Smart belt that uh. Calories? I guess it can taste them #CES2017
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MOSQUITO KILLER ROBOT!! #CES2017
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Connected shoes because you can't just have shoes they need a chip #CES2017
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This is me #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017

Jan 7, 2017 · 12:19 AM UTC

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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017
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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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Replying to @internetofshit
Wait... I can drink out of it anytime?? AND ANYWHERE??
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"fuel up anytime, anywhere"* (* wifi connection required to drink)
Replying to @internetofshit
Stop. Just stop. No, not reboot. Just stop. This is wrong. This is the end. Error 9001 and all that.
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it's like we're slowly becoming Mega Man. Awaiting arrival of cannon hands, life meters, endless robotic villains. And Rush.
Replying to @internetofshit
Finally, a device that will tell me when I have to drink!
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Ooo did you miss the smart pillow in the background? I wonder if it tracks tears of despair when #iot is hacked?
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acks daily ydration rogress
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“smart“ water bottles are like this generation’s Internet fridges, they abound but all we can say is ”why? Oh god why?“