Ear free headphones. First the headphone port and now my ears
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We put technology in your tea!!!!!!!!!!!! #ces2017
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Hmm put a weird stick in your wine uh. To scan it. Scan your wine 2day #CES2017
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Finally a robot to push buttons. Finally. #CES2017
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Smart. Underwear.

Jan 6, 2017 · 11:46 PM UTC

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So this is where I store my credit cards and passport now?
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it's not the intended recipient to get hot to show his package
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Is it smart enough to stop you from sticking your dick in crazy? Because if not then what's the point?
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who holds their phone down that low
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“protecting your health from wifi and cellular radiation” oh my god fuck off
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@samueloakford I like that. Saving your balls are our top priority
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We need to protect future generations!
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"health" is euphemism of the day for "dick" I guess
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i can think of one guy who wants a pair