Ear free headphones. First the headphone port and now my ears
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We put technology in your tea!!!!!!!!!!!! #ces2017
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Hmm put a weird stick in your wine uh. To scan it. Scan your wine 2day #CES2017
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Finally a robot to push buttons. Finally. #CES2017
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Smart. Underwear.

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just don't shave your balls and you will be fine
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tinfoil pants of 2017
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tinfoil diapers are too hard to stay comfortable in, don't want the nsa to sterilize you with mind beams. What the h, world.
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of course the guy who thinks his junk is under attack by wifi needs underwear branded "Spartan".
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A faraday cage for your nuts
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Protect your "health"?! Ummm ... wth?
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Sooo, no wifi buttplug?
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Warning will prevent one's internet connected cock ring from working.
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One suspects if you stuffed a phone into those briefs and rang it, it would still ring. So not exactly EMF-proof at all.
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“high tech trunks that protect your junk”.
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