Ear free headphones. First the headphone port and now my ears
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We put technology in your tea!!!!!!!!!!!! #ces2017
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Hmm put a weird stick in your wine uh. To scan it. Scan your wine 2day #CES2017

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Finally a robot to push buttons. Finally. #CES2017
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Smart. Underwear.
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how have you not caught fire yet, if you're at ces?
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Now I can finally know whether or not I like the wine that is in my glass
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I'm pretty sure that's just a vibrator.
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I can answer that question, 'by fucking tasting it!'
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Let's not bloody discover the wine scanner, mate
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I was at the Sands yesterday. More of those people need to read this account.
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a computerized IoT clef-du-vin. that's not just "let's take a thing & fuck it up" that's useless bullshit all the way down
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