Internet of Shit · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:43 PM UTC

Internet of Shit · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:43 PM UTC

Internet of Shit @internetofshit

15 Dec 2016

is a bluetooth help whistle really better than an ACTUAL whistle??

Dec 15, 2016 · 4:43 PM UTC

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James Clark 📈📉¯\_(ツ)_/¯ · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:49 PM UTC

@mr_james_c

15 Dec 2016

Help me 300 followers none of whom are in my immediate vicinity.

Huw Gildon · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:55 PM UTC

Huw Gildon @HuwGildon

15 Dec 2016

its for the uniquely tiny possibility that you're in a mountaineering accident but do still have WiFi

Eric Hesher · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:51 PM UTC

Eric Hesher @erichesher

15 Dec 2016

when you can't breathe due to asthma or any possible lung trauma, yes.

Bert Schnick · Dec 15, 2016 · 5:05 PM UTC

Bert Schnick @Erythrit0r

15 Dec 2016

Well, I can't whistle emergency emails even when I'm fit and healthy. I'm no modem.

Giddeon · Dec 15, 2016 · 7:34 PM UTC

Giddeon @GiddeonFox

15 Dec 2016

thanks to the bluetooth technology

Jorge Alejandre · Dec 15, 2016 · 9:21 PM UTC

Jorge Alejandre @Arkelus

15 Dec 2016

hopefully you'll have juice on it when you need it...

Nemo Oudeis · Dec 16, 2016 · 10:35 AM UTC

Nemo Oudeis @fuguido

16 Dec 2016

Stupid question...😡

Thiago Patrício @thiagoa1@mastodon.social · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:46 PM UTC

Thiago Patrício @thiagoa1@mastodon.social @thiagoa1

15 Dec 2016

It would help Jack to survive Titanic crash.

FrozenTux · Dec 15, 2016 · 5:47 PM UTC

FrozenTux @Frolux

15 Dec 2016

But what if you're blowing because your phone has been stolen ?

minirop · Dec 15, 2016 · 4:47 PM UTC

minirop @minirop

15 Dec 2016

if you're suffocating. But a "beep" machine is preferable. #NoTechSafety