We already live in Black Mirror episodes.

Better yet: ads for features that are already built in your car, like extra acceleration, smoother ride or extra EV-range, but you will have to pay extra to enable them as in-car purchases.

I like how somebody looked at video ads at gas pumps and said, "I got a worse idea." (I don't support the idea of shìt distracting people while they're handling highly volatile fuels.)

Paying my monthly seatbelts-as-a-service fee while enjoying my free six-month headlights trial

Chill, it's just a filed patent. I have 2 patents personally that will never see the light of day, but were filed because I had the idea and my company wants to protect against others in that space.

Forget texting, it's the car itself that's becoming the distraction, not the phone.

Cars with embedded tablets were a mistake.

If this happens, I'm just gonna keep cramming new engines in my basic not-even-abs ass 07 yaris until I die of old age