And it isn't even called Santa's Little Helper

NEEDS

I can't turn the lights out tonight, the tree is brute forcing passwords at the treasury department. Kessler syndrome but for the internet.

Listen I tried to buy light bulbs without wifi & it's harder than you'd think

Lol

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

I *just* understood what the name @cybergibbons (maybe?) stands for.

I found that the LED strings purchased this year have RF instead of IR remotes. Since they're cheap, Chinese-sourced things, and it's highly unlikely that the remote is paired with a certain string, I'm tempted to "wardrive" and see how many I can control around the neighborhood

Holy foook!

I had a brain malfunction in 2013 or so when I learned there were refrigerators that could get on Twitter. Idk what the fuck to feel anymore