Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:59 PM UTC

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No. But it improves the mining capabilities immensely 😄 hackread.com/white-hat-hacke…
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I knew I wouldn't regret following this account! 🤣
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I beg to disagree Have you ever sipped your coffee trying to reconnect to that Zoom meeting with your boss?
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What if it's running Java?
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Didn't someone recently demonstrate a proof of concept ransomware for IoT coffeemakers?
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I will say, getting a reminder that a brewed cup of joe is still sitting there would be nice. Or at least better than having to nuke it because I forgot about it.
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Getting a slight feeling of deja vu from 1991... en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troj…
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Until there’s a machine that can make it and bring it to me I won’t bother
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That's what they said about kopi luwak.
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Some company is going to put the coffee pots on Kerberos with a weird in-house bridge to Active Directory, and then an attacker will bring down the whole enterprise via a root privilege escalation in a JS routine for animating the picture of the carafe filling up on the app.
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