Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Businessweek
 @BW
2 Oct 2020
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:59 PM UTC

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But it gets a lot better if you add cloves!
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@internetofshit What about a smart penis lock? techcrunch.com/2020/10/06/qi…
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With Keurig, it’s not about quality coffee.
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Keurig is awful coffee. If they had batistas from Columbia teaching you how to make it through that wifi it would still be shit.
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