Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:59 PM UTC

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✋🔌 Plug in brewer ✋🚰 Fill brewer with bottled or tap water ✋☕ Put cup in brewer ✋💩 Put pod in brewer 📲📶 Press start button remotely 📶📲 Get notified 1 minute later that coffee is done, and if you are far enough away for this to be useful it is cold when you get to it
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Every morning I grind my coffee in a manual grinder and take this minute to think of the coffee farmers, roasters, and the ocean that it crosses on the way to my table. It helps me remember that coffee is a luxury.
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Coffee for me is pure mechanical flairespresso.com/
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Wifi won't get better if you add coffee either
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idk tho 6G coffee hits different
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I will disagree - coffee + wifi, is all the corner shop needs 😉
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Yup. Everyone knows it only gets better with Bluetooth.