Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Businessweek
 @BW
2 Oct 2020
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:59 PM UTC

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A former coworker have the same coffee maker than me. Or, almost. He choosed to pay $150 extra to have it WiFi enabled. "But Jan, you can make your coffee from the sofa!" Uhm, yeah, but whatabout the cup? Who put it under the machine? Who picks it up? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️
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Starbucks proved that
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But cold coffee gets warmer if you put it in the 2.4GHz WiFi noise generator!
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Can it mine Bitcoin?
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love to spend an insane amount of money to get owned by an appliance that mixes hot water with bean dust.
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chemexcoffeemaker.com/
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alexa, make me a crap cup of coffee…
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Shit doesn’t get better if you add cranberry either 🤣⬇️
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But the experience
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