Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Businessweek
 @BW
2 Oct 2020
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:59 PM UTC

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Wait until you hear about blockchain coffee (seriously)
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Maybe in like 25 years where ai is brewing for us based on how we slept
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Push notification on your phone; "Yo dawg, I know you like dark coffee, so I'm burning your shit to the ground!"
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Ahh yes another device that has wifi built in for no reason at all. What's next wifi enabled curtains to tell you if its sunny outside?
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But will it implement HTCPCP (RFC 2324)? If it can recognize the pod type will it support RFC 7168?
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is this a Promise or a promise?
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You invented the internet of shit, but they perfected it!
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All the Starbucks come with wifi
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I misread this tweet with the colon after "I promise you"
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But what if I want to update Java?
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