Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:56 PM UTC

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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi
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Imagine not being able to make a cup of coffee because your internet is down. But so far, internet-connected coffee machines were all quite disappointing because none implement HTCPCP (RFC 2324).
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Why in the world should one need a WiFi coffee machine!
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it's just fucking coffee why does it need wifi..........
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Have we literally learned nothing
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Does it have lootboxes?
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"The Juicero of coffee"
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Sounds like garbage and apple 🍎 mentality... except it's coffee
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Nespresso was sued in Europe for doing the same on their machines
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*laughs in $30 Mr. Coffee*
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