Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Businessweek
 @BW
2 Oct 2020
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl

Oct 2, 2020 · 11:56 PM UTC

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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi
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Starts like that then wants you to do a firmware upgrade and reboot to get your coffee in the morning
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JUCERO 2
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I love my chemex but I’d love it more if it refused to make coffee with third-party filters,,
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My $89 air-gapped microwave prepares foods to exact specifications. For example sometimes I press the 1 and other times I press the 2.
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Juicero 2.0
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Wait, what? Exactly what is the WiFi for if it uses pods? AFAIK, you insert the pod and push a button.
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Nespresso doing the same thing: Nespresso Vertuo
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I have a low-tech machine, filter, coffee, water, electricity few minutes I get cups of steaming hot coffee.. Had a Keurig - family loved it. Broke after about a year, and my other more low-tech system has been working for 12 years. Hmm
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It is like we are actually living in @doctorow's mind. craphound.com/unauthorizedbr…
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