Very glad to rent a house, which now comes with a free, unremovable cop recording everything I do
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The article does read like someone who has never used Alexa before, and especially has never used Drop-In or the ā€œCallā€ feature. (We use these features, + Broadcast) THOUSANDS of times a day.
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ATTENTION TENANTS: YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD AND HAVE LOST YOUR SECURTY DEPOSIT
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I have still not been able to come up with a single use case for putting an always-on internet connected microphone enabled ā€œassistantā€ in my house.
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Time to learn how to make my own Faraday cage
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#parodywritesitself
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Poke @gduvillie
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Fuckin' NOOOOPE
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Soon te be announced addition: Alexa landlord watchdog. "Receive instant notifications when tennents are violating their terms, such as pets or parties. " Alexa landlord evict. "Get troublesome tenants out with ease. Reduce your paperwork with automatic evidence uploadā„¢. "
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