Ad account associated.... ...please sleep, we'll show you fresh content™️ in the morning
Nick @nickcammarata
2 Sep 2020
Stuck in internet of things dystopia want to sleep but my bed can’t connect to the server

Sep 2, 2020 · 3:30 AM UTC

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Some kind of digital sleep paralysis... where the monster you see is a spinning wheel of death?
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Bed uses subliminal messaging to whisper "buy a <product>" throughout the night.
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Androids dream of electric sheep, humans dream of |Accessing user search history| scantily clad women glistening with |AccessingAdBuyVendors| Modelo beer.
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"Please say "McDonald's™!" to continue sleeping"
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At least Sleep Number isn’t total shit. Their API is open enough I can use it. When I go to bed/get out of bed, the “Good Night”/“Good Morning” automations run. And I can disable the sleep tracking on a schedule, something Sleep Number REFUSES TO ADD NATIVELY.
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If you put in a neuralink you can show ads while you sleep 🤔😂