it is absolutely bananas to me that anyone would put a facebook product with a camera in it in their home
FB Portal is a killer product which doesn’t get the attention it deserves. With Zoom integration, it’s going to be *so much* better than having a webcam.

Aug 19, 2020 · 7:01 PM UTC

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tired: *puts a webcam cover on your laptop* wired: putting a camera from Facebook inside your house to get it over with and give zuck what he wants
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You could pop your bananas in here: challenges.openideo.com/chal… “A self-managing fruit bowl that alerts users when their preferred fruits are ripe or spoiled.”
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I'd sooner fit a webcam to a grizzly and have that in my living room... Seems safer than a webcam owned by Zuck...
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Oculus Quest users with their four tracking cameras 👀👀
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Do you mean “a smart phone with the Facebook app installed”? Cause we already did that.
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facebook better pay me instead to have a facebook product with camera
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Zuckerberg covers his laptop cam with tape...but there will always be sheep
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Please watch me go shirtless through my house straight to the fridge to chug as much water as possible while shoveling whatever random items I can find in my fridge to devour in the middle of the night. If you’re lucky you can see my cat watch and judge me