Windows. Both with inability to display correct time remaining and actually taking that long with updating updates after multiple pointless restarting.

Star link. This is the way

I have yet to use one of these that (a) is working and (b) contains ice and a full flavor assortment that is actually available.

Black screen of cola, coming up

Debating between "please get better internet than a 14.4kb/s modem from the early 90s" and "please make your fountain hardware on something more powerful than a 386."

I still remember when the coke machine on the (very early) internet was the hottest thing known to man!

Why does a soda fountain need NIGHTLY maintenance?!

They said night. They just didn’t say which.

Revised COVID-19 sanitization standards