No, his internet is shit, just that.

Windows is installing updates in the background

New fonts.

Sometimes you just want to get a soft drink and they're rebooting the machine...

Maybe it's also a time machine

Somebody kept clicking 'remind me later'.

They are also loaded with DRM and location based licensing.

That’s where « a long night » come from

it’s a little-known fact that the syrups actually get refilled through the ethernet cable, and sometimes it can get a little gummed up and slows things down

Looks like someone pushed that sweet 2 gig hero .mp4 to production through GPRS