in 2050 we'll get a federal holiday just for updating our smart crap
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May 19, 2020 · 12:48 AM UTC

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Naw, every state will have it on a different day. Laws will require updates be made available on these days only. Iowa will presumably get all software updates first, suddenly exert entirely undue influence over all technology.
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...and everyone's support/update servers will crash on that day.
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the OTA infra will invariably be down for a maintenance window during that day
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By 2050 we’ll be taking medical leave to have our implants replaced when an update bricks them.