Oh, not everything's a computer. Only my phone, watch, headphones, thermostat, TV, computer monitor, blood pressure cuff, light bulbs, wall switches, electrical outlets, automatic garden, oven, dish washer... Okay, maybe everything's a computer.

it'll always end up on a fucking saturday

probably a day of the month, you'll have a subscription for your shoes and if you don't pay, your shoes don't update and can't walk, also will have NFC transit chips embedded, smart eyeglasses also prescription subscription

the firmware just crashed on my federal holiday reminder

The other day I had to update the firmware on my Light Bulbs

Same thing happened when I first got my meater smart thermometer, had to update it before I could use it.

still no federal holiday for voting though Or worse, it's the same day but all the voting machines are smart crap too

my headphones are all "don't update IOS until we put our firmware out!!!" but haven't provided new firmware in like, 5 months.

*smart shit

What, every 2 weeks?