You paid for a mug that needs software upgrades
My mug needs a software upgrade.

May 16, 2020 · 3:15 AM UTC

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What a mug. And I don't mean the vessel.
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£100 for a self heating mug 🙀 for that price I’d want it to fill itself and make its own way upstairs to me in the morning
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New features: Water into Wine now works properly when your ember mug is blessed. Detonation radius when microwaved improved by 27.5% Support for drinking chocolate delayed until 2021. Support for Tea cancelled. Tea drinkers do not buy our products so why bother.
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theguardian.com/politics/202… There's no accounting for taste...
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#1 ember mugs are dumb #2 that’s pretty much it, they’re dumb as fuck