This is why the internet of things was invented
Turned my @OralB toothbrush into a light switch 🤣. ESP32 chip running @esphome_ parsing the manufacture data out of the advertisement data and sending the brush state to @home_assistant #bluetooth #smarthome

May 4, 2020 · 1:26 AM UTC

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This should only partially qualify. Very shit but no internet.
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nope, can't heat my house, toothbrush is dead
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If only the wall switch enabled your toothbrush, this would be perfect.
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How about why a toothbrush is sending advertisement data?
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Someone should make an Internet of Shit Haunted House Escape Room. Every button on every thing does something. Nothing does what it's supposed to do (or at least not only the thing).
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The biggest fallacy here is the implication that these cobbled-together demonstrations are less refined and less useful than their mass-market counterparts.
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@imduffy15 @OralB @esphome_ @home_assistant ...I have a Technology Usage Guide Line...don't make me Stupid
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Best use is doing that to someone elses toothbrush
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I'm working on using Bluetooth advertisements to have my computer know whether I'm in the room or not.