God fuck it, another date system we programmers need to implement.

I blame JavaScript

Unfortunately we have run out of funding for other days of the week and have sacked all our developers. Would you be willing to pay a $4/month or $50/year subscription to get additional days of the week?

Oh, sorry, I’ve been playing with the NTP server a bit.

Sorry. Support for your version of calender has ended. Please throw your perfectly working hardware into landfill and buy a new one!

No, Jan 1, 1970 was a Thursday.

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Upside of eternal Wednesday, you can put “it’s Wednesday my dudes” videos on repeat forever, cc @MyDudes_

Correlated with the rise in use of this meme 🤔