time to *log on* to my toilet
worms cited @christapeterso
6 Apr 2020
In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole nature.com/articles/s41551-0…

Apr 7, 2020 · 1:03 AM UTC

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Brown stargate
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W-what does it do if the anus is unauthorized?
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This really is the internet of shit!
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Maybe you can link it with other stuff, so you can open your main door by sitting on the loo? Or play special music by performing different types of proceedings?
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@dooce This! This is all you wanted :-)
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Can’t wait for hackers to take over my toilet cameras.
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#butt #why pun intended
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Oh wow, they did an adult swim sketch for real youtube.com/DJklHwoYgBQ
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Just imagine it refusing to open the lid cause it needs an “update”
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We are focusing on the wrog shit @silardgal (pun intended)
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