TIM COOK: One last thing.... ....introducing Butt ID™️
worms cited @christapeterso
6 Apr 2020
In other news Stanford has made a toilet that identifies you based on your butthole nature.com/articles/s41551-0…

Apr 6, 2020 · 10:41 PM UTC

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@JoMoSenpai
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There was a comment saying: "imagine if your BUTT ID got leaked " - Patching won’t help in this case 😂😂
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There's a video of Cyanide and Happiness about a Rectal Scanner but I can't seem to find it...
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what should they call it? iButt? iTapp?
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@jeremyjudkins
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1 year later, 10M buttholes leaked
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Adult Swim have already made that, they should claim the patent! youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoY…
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“Analprint failed. Do you have a hemmorroid?”
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@VictorAdamali @emmo___ @_Dxnielson_ @qWameJoe Ideas re worth sharing😂😂😂😂😂
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Wipe up to unlock
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