...absolutely not

Feb 25, 2020 路 2:08 AM UTC

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discover what happens when your toilet is online: (now Mark Zuckerberg knows when you pooped)
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Couldn't figure out what this was for, so I did some research. It's for monitoring water usage.
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Why must EVERYTHING in life be connected to WiFi??
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"Internet of shit" taken to insane extremes.
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100% guarantee this ad will be used in a future product liability lawsuit after somebody loses health insurance because of changes detected in their bowel movements, or everybody's showercam records are accidentally left on a public server
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It's a nonsense
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That thing doesn鈥檛 look at all like it will flood my house the instant I leave on vacation.
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That time when tech companies are now creepier than Santa clause ever was. Santa had a list, tech companies have splunk.
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