...absolutely not

Feb 25, 2020 · 2:08 AM UTC

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discover what happens when your toilet is online: (now Mark Zuckerberg knows when you pooped)
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Quite surely, the most literal definition of "internet of shit"
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"I can't shower today due to a server outage"
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This add is so unnecessarily threatening?
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literally internet of shit
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can't wait for mark zuckerburg to know the radius of my anus
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this sounds like a threat
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Oops! Looks like you don't have enough panibucks™️ to customise your shower settings. Open our app to top up, or have a shower for free using today's curated settings. They are: [scalding hot] at [maximum pressure] for [10 seconds].
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Shower: Whoa, that was a loud one! Faucet: that shook my pipes! Toilet: You're telling me
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Did the C fall of ?
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@tprstly
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