Introducing the washing machine with zero benefit for you! Pay per wash, and a monthly fee! Surge pricing on washing! Also we are good at internet security!

Aug 16, 2018 · 12:50 PM UTC

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My favorite thing about the Internet of Things trend is that it's so obvious even from the marketing that the only thing benefitting from adding internet is the company's bottom line.
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Can't wait for shitty landlords to start installing these in their properties for a cut.
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Some people can’t afford their own units or have multi-tenant flats whose occupants need to share washers. This might be a good option for those two scenarios, as it’s preferable to driving to a laundromat (no roll of quarters needed!)
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Reminds me of Philip k. Dicks UBIK, where Joe Chip has to pay his door to leave the flat.
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It will be a winner, plenty of #millennial #snowflakes will go for that 😂😂😂
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Kill it. Kill it with fire.
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in a few years, this twitter account will serve as documentation for the insanity. we don't really have a good equivalent for the dotcom which was just as crazy and that's a pity.
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"do you often live in two places" what even the fuck
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so basically its like going to the landromat but worse.
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lol its broken because they demonstrating the page with a phone so old it doesn't support SNI. that's android 2.3 vintage shit
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