Introducing the washing machine with zero benefit for you! Pay per wash, and a monthly fee! Surge pricing on washing! Also we are good at internet security!

Aug 16, 2018 · 12:50 PM UTC

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My favorite thing about the Internet of Things trend is that it's so obvious even from the marketing that the only thing benefitting from adding internet is the company's bottom line.
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oh god that model washing machine takes proprietary detergent pods, I wonder if they disallow everything else in the pay-per-wash version
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coin laundry only worse??
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i refuse to believe this is real
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Fucking stupid.
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NOPE!
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Miele machines cost $3000 and more, so a rent type system would actually make some sense if it wasn't completely evil
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All the perks of taking your clothes to the laundry, but you ALSO get the joy of having to pay for the water and electricity, and the real - now this is what they're really selling - enjoyment of cleaning the filter out
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