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at least these lockdowns give me enough time to endlessly fix my broke smart home shit
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Oh for sure, but you had to pay like $1k/mo for the license too. On the other hand, functional search when you have 1M+ docs is no joke
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Replying to @mobilenewman
Yes, it crawled any network drive, Sharepoint site, or whatever weird shit you wanted. The security permissions were SUPPOSED to reflect that of the searcher, sometimes it was wonky
Yeah you would have to crack open the front to get the drives out. Google didn't provide the key. Presumably, not many folks game to crack open a $20000 investment
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Replying to @PwnySlaystation
God the appliance rage days were fun. So many weird ones
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Replying to @DogeMicrosys
Minis! I never tried one but always thought they were cool
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Yes and a special cage on the front
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Replying to @shoobe01
I loved them for the same reason. Everything else was so boring but these SCREAMED yellow at you ha
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Replying to @esposimi
Yes! With a very fancy key that was not provided
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Replying to @mobilenewman
I'm amazed they never eventually virtualized them, however
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Replying to @mobilenewman
That didn't exist when these were popular but the point was they were a black box that you couldn't get to the software of easily (they required a key to access the hard drives that only Google had) + they had solid amounts of compute to slam all of that indexing through.
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Replying to @Jeffreak0
I remember those incidents lol
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Replying to @Foone
Lolol this sounds familiar. I installed three for a government client. I think they worked for....one day, then sat there forever
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Replying to @Wronglebowsk
I love that! The case was so cool, worth it for that alone
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Replying to @barry99705
Oh wow that sounds crazy
Replying to @RobCarter37
Are you me? Lmao I had to do that too. Was 50% chance it would come back
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For those asking what these are: they were basically google in a box, for enterprises/government's. They could be installed in a datacenter you owned and index *everything* from docs to internal sites. They were very yellow and quirky. Also, they *started* at $20k
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Replying to @FIR3CHI3F
Nah this was on premises google
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Replying to @barry99705
Oh yeah they were dope as hell in a rack too
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Replying to @mobilenewman
Index all of your corporate shit, from docs to internal websites. Your own corporate google, on premises. Great idea! Messy execution haha
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