screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
hot girl smarthome
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once again these are designed by the incredible @frederiquepng, and printed on ~ethical~ cotton by the folks at @kotnbasics!
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hello........
....i am finally making tees!!!! you can buy one next week!!!!!
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Lol man it's weird because I literally worked at a utility that does this too once and this is scarily familiar 😂
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God I wish there was a way to remind myself of this in ten years but I hope to transcend twitter by then
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anyway once upon a time i worked at a company that made smart shit and someone accidentally made 30000 of them call the.......marketing server........every day at 5pm....and keep trying if it didn't respond
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Why-Fi?
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hackers breaking into a water treatment plant and very nearly poisoning an entire town by messing with the chemical levels is about the level of dystopia I was expecting from smart devices
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Honestly i cant believe nobody asked @elonmusk how much dogecoin the new tesla can mine with all those teraflops
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waiting for the inevitable video of someone buying $gme on their Samsung Smart Fridge
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Internet connected cameras inside your home can't be trusted.
This is a nightmare:
Former security technician for home security company ADT admitted he secretly accessed customers' home security cameras more than 9,600 times over 4+ yrs, particularly in homes of attractive women to spy on them while they undressed, slept, or had sex
buzzfeednews.com/salvadorher…
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