screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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what is this smart thing anyway is it like a transmittable disease
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it's like shareware ransomware
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how long until this is on my lightbulbs
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Ransomware has hit everyone from hospitals to car manufacturers in just 72 hours troyhunt.com/everything-you-…
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the future is fucking here
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I think the most egregious HomeKit thing is if you switch away from iPhone you'll probably have to replace some home hardware too
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Oh fuck, they literally made a smart salt shaker no no no
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Wait these are all just words
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where is the adult version
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wait what
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Uber did sneaky shit to try and break Apple's rules... but got caught by Tim Cook nytimes.com/2017/04/23/techn…
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this @gizmodo piece on the internet connected juicer is a work of art gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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