screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
oh my god the juicer that doesn't work when the internet is down
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the DRM kitchen is the literal worst gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs…
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google invested in DRM juice
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please, use our expensive DRM juice machine
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buy our $400 juice machine with proprietary juice bags!! or just... y'know, squeeze the bags bloomberg.com/news/features/…
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wtf do i need to say good night to my stove for
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lord, they even built in a chat function to the app so you can... discuss why you're starting it up from another country?
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well at least they're honest
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this... does not sound like a feature i want in my stove
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so... if google disabled this, does this mean this guy can't ever speak to google home again? theverge.com/2017/4/12/15277…
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Someone is practically begging Wikipedia to add back the ad copy to their Whopper article 😂
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Burger King made a commercial that intentionally sets off voice assistants. Oh lord. https://nitter.vloup.ch/t.co/vVOlffUTeP (via @glowgow)
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uuuhhhh yeah thanks
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HOW DARE YOU LEAVE A BAD REVIEW OF OUR GARAGE DOOR OPENER, SEND IT BACK
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Don't worry, I updated their product chart for you
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