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Joined July 2015
Smart mirror judges you #CES2017
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Smart...grill cleaner. #CES2017
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Video toothbrush and app - finally the smart toothbrush you didn't know you needed and also don't need #CES2017 f
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Smart rubber ducky? #CES2017
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Yeah baby shove my smartphone in a 20lb bottle of water with a speaker or whatever #CES2017
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I don't care anymore. Biometric drone. Whatever. Sure. #CES2017
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Just get a normal god damn cup #CES2017
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Wifi cat litter box to find out when kitty takes a big dump wherever you are #CES2017
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Smart shower smart shower get a smart shower #ces2017
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No please no not like this #CES2017
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Why not stop by #ces2017 for creepy ads for shitty solar hats
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YEAH BABY SMART PILLOW!!! yeaahhhh!!!!! #CES2017
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Smart water bottle because I must know my hydration progress #CES2017
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This is terrifying #CES2017
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