screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
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'who could have stopped this' wonder all of the people working at facebook who didn't stop this
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Follow @PepitoTheCat . He's a cat. His cat door is equipped with @internetofshit sensor that tweets every time he goes out or in. It's fun.
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Kids refused to come out and we gave up trying to drag them so took the WiFi for a walk instead.
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After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.
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The plan is no advertising or anything creepy. Instead I'm hoping people might like it enough to support it in exchange for some perks. I'll launch that later, but you can sign up to find out first here: internetofshit.net/#/portal/…
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At the moment my plan is to start with the obvious stuff, like Hue or Kasa, then work progressively backward from there. Open to device suggestions! internetofshit.net/planned-r…
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my resolution for 2021: start reviewing smart shit regularly internetofshit.net/hello-wor…
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My new bluetooth coffee mug comes with a Privacy Policy and wants to know my Precise Location and my Mobile Ad ID. I said no thank you to both 😂 (but thx for keeping my coffee warm!) 🎅🏻 ☕️
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“What else, what else... the covid vaccine. You heard about this? Some people think the government’s gonna use it to chip them. Buddy, I’ve been chipped my whole life. Nobody checks that thing. And you move less than I do! What are they gonna track, your walk to the fridge?”
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i'm finally doing t-shirts in january 2021. want to be the first to get one? sign up at shop.internetofshit.net to get a head start
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