screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Joined July 2015
SCOOP/BREAKING NEWS: The Energy Department and National Nuclear Security Administration, which maintains the U.S. nuclear weapons stockpile, have evidence that hackers accessed their networks, officials directly familiar with the matter said. politico.com/news/2020/12/17…
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Look, I understand how this happens. I caved and let my boyfriend use smart lightbulbs in the living room. Then we changed routers and the WiFi password and it's literally been dark in there for months now
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in 2020, not having internet in an appliance is a feature
well because i'm now just chasing this smart oven story to its logical conclusion, the june oven competitors want you to know their ovens can't be turned on remotely 🧠🧠theverge.com/2019/8/15/20807…
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im also thinking about making more stickers for those that missed out. do people want those??
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i'm finally doing t-shirts in january 2021. want to be the first to get one? sign up at shop.internetofshit.net to get a head start
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So you cannot ring my DOOR BELL because someone changed it into a British HOTEL BOOKING WEBSITE #InternetOfShit cc @InternetOfShit
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Replying to @FranticGoat
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Every house guest I ever have seems to be hell-bent on calling out the fact that my TV is not, in fact, a TV, but rather a 3rd generation iPad Pro duct taped to the wall at a slight angle. Please, be quiet and watch Property Brothers, Marcus
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looking forward to a few high profile apologies for the “tech needs to study the humanities” takes after that senior Google message board moderator read too much ted kaczynski and decided to pull the whole fucking plug
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countdown to a botnet of smart bikes in 3...2...
pretty sketch from peloton to run a 5 year old version of Android
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ok, Google is up again so you can go back to yelling at your lightbulbs now
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have you tried turning your house off and on again
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if anyone wants to rob my house, doing it while Google is down would make it easy
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Every time Google goes down, a thousand nerds cry out, wishing they'd installed actual lightswitches
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You bought a Christmas tree with firmware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!asdffjsksm
Just updated firmware on our Xmas tree! 😍🎄
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Samsung has entered the chat
I um *clears throat* have...configured WiFi on my smart TV. I am not dead yet.
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Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm:
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