screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Literally all of the reviews are "This is a great product but don't stick a facebook camera in your house"cnet.com/news/no-one-should-…
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my advice? don't gift people who don't know any better spy technology from companies with terrible track records nitter.vloup.ch/boztank/status/1…
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When Gboard's Emoji kitchen accidentally conjures up a new logo for @internetofshit 🤖💩
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I don’t even know what to say, this is so dark
These are iPad stations being prepared for virtual ICU end of life visits by a palliative care doc I know. Jesus.
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Some part of AWS is down and apparently it’s screwing up the Roomba.
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I... can't vacuum... because us-east-1 is down.
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Welcome to the future
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thought to cc @internetofshit
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It’s my Roomba’s birthday so I’m bringing him to the beach and I’m just gonna let him go crazy
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If the data nightmare that is Ring doesn't scare you, maybe this will
After receiving 85 reports of doorbells catching fire, Ring has issued a recall of some second-generation Ring doorbells. gizmodo.com/your-cop-friendl…
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You had one afternoon phrase that sounded like disagreement with our dear leader. The police have been notified.
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i would pay $99 for an app thay reminds you to drink one icecold beer every 20 minutes
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it sure is helpful that Microsoft isn't forcing Apple to individually submit all of its TV shows and movies as separate apps for its Apple TV service on Xbox.
Apple TV is launching on Xbox consoles on November 10th. The app will be available on Xbox One, Xbox Series X, and Xbox Series S. Details here: theverge.com/2020/11/2/21545…
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Spotify is working on “Car Thing” setup “Car Thing” is the name for Spotify’s smart player prototype for cars
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it should be illegal to email everyone at a company and not lead with 'FYI; you have NOT been fired'
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Whoever registered the company name with valid XSS injection and caused @companieshouse to sent this email: I will buy you a drink
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I wonder how long until some company uses an hourly-wage-adjustment that automatically pauses your paid-time every time your eyes can't be tracked to be on the screen. you looked down at your phone? well, clearly you're not working, so you don't get paid for those 2 minutes
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of course they will. it's being prototyped on people who have no choice but to obey. it's only a matter of time before companies start doing it because they don't trust their work-from-home employees to be Actually Working for the 8 hours they put in
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'Students may also be prompted to do a “room scan” where they turn their computer camera 360 degrees to show that nobody else is in the room with them' why are we treating teenagers like this? the only thing they are learning is that nobody involved here respects or trusts them.
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