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Joined July 2015
“I’ve despised using this software,” Bea, told Teen Vogue. “On one occasion, I was ‘flagged’ for movement and obscuring my eyes..."
For my latest @TeenVogue column, I wrote about how the remote proctoring softwares that many schools are using are an enormous invasion of student's privacy. Thread ⬇️ teenvogue.com/story/exam-sur…
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"We regret to say XYZ, the author and owner of the @ InternetofShit, has been struck by a rouge tesla self-driving car in a freak accident."
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if any of you nerds makes a smart mood ring i will have no choice but to walk into the sea
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tech bro: “how much money can I spend to be vaguely self-aware without having to do any of the work?”
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This is a very deep question masquerading as snark
as a pedestrian............how do i opt-out of someone beta testing this anywhere near me theverge.com/2020/10/22/2152…
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Hello it's me, here again to tell you why the greenest phone you can buy is the one you already bought and 18 month product cycles are incompatible with a sustainable civilization debugger.medium.com/apples-n…
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just another normal one over at Boeing
**Boeing: About 280 Planes Have Software That Could Cause Cockpit Displays To Go Blank $BA
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my favorite thing about running this account is everyone thinks it's hilarious until something they like is maybe bad
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everything i've ever retweeted
what would you put in an infosec haunted house? let's go.
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Via the power of xCloud, Doom Eternal runs on a Samsung fridge: instagram.com/p/CGQoq2HpHKS/…
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thanks i hate it
My toothbrush needed a firmware update. 🦷 ⚙️ // @internetofshit
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This ferrari got bricked because someone tried to upgrade it underground....where there's no cell reception. DRM in cars rules. old.reddit.com/r/Justrolledi…
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tonight i learned American twitter is unbelievably horny for cars
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here is this million dollar technology we built instead of just admitting protected bike lanes are good
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i promise you it's not.... more tech in cars... that'll make things safer for cyclists. it's: a) cycling infrastructure b) ....................fewer cars nyti.ms/33LCwXw
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My AirPods don’t reliably pair with my iPhone. So, no, I’m not trusting my life to an app that talks to your fucking Subaru. nytimes.com/2020/10/09/busin…
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We need to cut down a few trees to make the paper to print our photos on to save the climate from the servers.
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