screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

hot girl smarthome
Joined July 2015
okay,, hear me out.. server farms – but they load balance climate change
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if global warming gets worse what will happen to all of my synced photos in the clouds :(
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Alternative title: Keurig has launched a $399 DRM coffee machine that won't let you use competitor's pods
Keurig is launching a $399 Wi-Fi-enabled coffee machine trib.al/iOrIfUl
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I promise you this: coffee does not get better if you add wifi
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Samsung makes good TVs BUT you should avoid them: after a while, ads that can't be removed start appearing in system menus. flatpanelshd.com/news.php?su…
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I can’t upgrade the firmware of my electrical toothbrush because I once did jailbreak my phone, and while that is no longer the case with running iOS 14, some files likely did remain so @Philips locks me out. cc @internetofshit
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It basically means ”we’ll upload your palm print to AWS”
Amazon unveils Amazon One, a new biometric technology that allows shoppers to pay using their palm, to be first implemented at two Amazon Go stores in Seattle (@delrey / Vox) vox.com/recode/2020/9/29/214… techmeme.com/200929/p7#a2009…
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an internet connected drone camera for your home, owned by Amazon. this definitely won't be a privacy nightmare *at all* theverge.com/2020/9/24/21453…
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ha ha flying spy camera go brrrrrrrr
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vibe, vibe against the dying of the light
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getting guilted by my nas twice a day for not feeding it more hard drive
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I rarely see tech journalists quote critics of these products when writing about their announcement so just wanna throw out there a standing offer... Journalists! email me if you want a quote with an honest assessment of any IoT thing for a story: internetofshit@gmail.com
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I, for one, see nothing wrong with plugging the very interior of your home into an always-on surveillance apparatus that stores all its data on computers you don't own, and now this time also has a flying robot in the mix.
Ring’s latest security camera is a drone that flies around inside your house theverge.com/2020/9/24/21453…
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it's telling that amazon announces products like this without addressing the harms it could cause. people have been abused via thermostats and smart lights.... but please, buy our flying internet camera. nytimes.com/2018/06/23/techn…
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brought to you by the company that likes to hand over camera footage from its doorbells to the police
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'hear me out what if we made a camera that can drive itself around inside people's houses and connect it to the internet' sounds like a hell of a product pitch
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(1/2) Out running this morning on a new route and a lady runs past me. Despite only passing, when I get home @Strava automatically tags her in my run. If I click on her face it shows her full name, picture and a map of her running route (which effectively shows where she lives)
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