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Good news: there's an API for nest stuff again after it was cut off for a year
Bad news: you can't use any of the nest stuff if you have a G Suite account 💀
OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 🤩
@googlenest is *FINALLY* getting an API again 🎉
PS: the key to happiness is lowering your expectations
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‘i forgot the login credentials for my robot vacuum’
WHAT A COMPLETELY INSANE THING TO SAY
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1-year-old: [motions to TV remote]
Me: [hands over remote] Yeah sure kid knock yourself out.
30 seconds later: OH DEAR GOD NO!!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha this sucks
Facebook sues the Irish data protection watchdog in a bid to stop the proposed order that could stop trans-Atlantic transfers of EU users' data (@stephaniebodoni / Bloomberg)
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Very glad to rent a house, which now comes with a free, unremovable cop recording everything I do
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Landlord Alexa "makes it easy for property managers to set up and manage Alexa-powered smart home experiences throughout their buildings."
The parodies literally write themselves now 😬 gizmodo.com.au/2020/09/amazo…
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Cory's work (hello, unauthorized bread) has been worth supporting in the past and I am *here* for this
I have a favor to ask of you. I don't often ask readers for stuff, but this is maybe the most important ask of my career. It's a Kickstarter - I know, 'another crowdfunder?' - but it's:
a) Really cool;
b) Potentially transformative for publishing.
c) Anti-monopolistic
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Amazon thinking that people would like to wear two always on microphones on their body feels appropriately dystopian for 2020
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These are the instructions for connecting a dishwasher to WiFi — these steps are required before launching the app and trying to pair it. Just wanted to share. Also, WPS.
Also, what is the point of remote starting a dishwasher unless there is remote load :-)
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i like how facebook is spinning this as a bad thing axios.com/facebook-warns-adv…
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