screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com
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"Subscribe to our premium paid service to maybe find out if you get covid" was....a choice
Fitbit making claims about COVID-19 detection using metrics "included in the new Premium dashboard"
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As someone who lives in a country where the only reasonable way to get a reasonable price for car insurance is installing an app that monitors you constantly......... ...fuck this
Having your car automatically upload driving data so that insurance companies can “customise” premiums.
What could possibly go wrong.
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America has a pandemic problem so I solved it by making a gun:
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imagining a pornhub social network with repurposed fb portals and snapchat spectacles..........damn
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tired: *puts a webcam cover on your laptop*
wired: putting a camera from Facebook inside your house to get it over with and give zuck what he wants
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Car makers are now retroactively realizing they can charge a subscription fee for features and calling previous access a "trial" nitter.vloup.ch/drgitlin/status/…
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german is ugly in the same way a machine is ugly and beautiful in the same way a machine is beautiful
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Thanks to the future I have some smart lights in my room and the app doesn’t work, so they turn on every 7.30am regardless whether I want them on or not and there is nothing I can do about it.
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If he fights TikTok as successfully as he fought Covid, you'll find it running on your toaster in six weeks with no way to uninstall it.
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IOT companies extorting for subscriptions is my new favorite genre
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a reminder that my twetes are not a product request ty
I cannot stress this enough. My short story Unauthorized Bread - in which smart appliances are a slippery slope to full oligarchic dystopia is not intended as a fucking suggestion.
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It's incredible that the makers of internet connected products are suddenly realizing that servers cost money when the VC cash stops flowing thespoon.tech/new-fees-are-j…
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I maintain that governments should require any company that bricks a device via software should ALSO foot the bill of recycling it, if not more
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