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Joined July 2015
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Sorry, your smart glasses are now just dumb glasses.
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all I have left is the gun and a burner phone
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My oven keeps asking for my wifi password. It’s not gonna get it.
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And you bought the oven 😎
Just updated the firmware on my oven. The future is stupid. 🔥
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I’m going to take a break from social media for my mental health. I will see you all in 2 minutes.
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I am.....what i hate
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"Can't work out because Cloudflare went down" We're on the most @internetofshit timeline.
We are investigating an issue that is affecting connectivity to all services. We apologize for any interruptions this issue is causing to your workout.
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im a man of many talents 🚽
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I'm okay with the hacker as long as they said "I'm in" when they hacked in
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Dying in a bike crash because my helmet only protects me when charged
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don't tell anyone (or ask where I saw this) but there've been a number of pictures circulating since the pandemic started of people out in public wearing their standard mask, then in the second picture they've pulled down the mask to reveal they were wearing a BDSM gag underneath
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chase bank is simply trolling by removing money from random peoples accounts, it's funny and ground breaking and if you get mad your a karen
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now that's what i call a red flag devpost.com/software/smart-i…
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my roomba is stuck where
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