screw it, put a chip in it. say hello: internetofshit@gmail.com

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Joined July 2015
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This .... seems like a bad idea????
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In a new @CBC documentary, @remixmanifesto and his (adorbs!) young daughter explore the environmental cost of machine learning. We focus a lot on the privacy issues of the #InternetOfShit, but they're also a climate dumpster-fire. youtube.com/watch?v=fbRhcLHO… 1/
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My husband told me off for his unplugging his new barbecue while it’s in the middle of a software update. 🤯
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I've said it before, I cover it in a conference talk I give, but the worst possible baby shower gift you can give is a video baby monitor. These things are horrible. #internetofshit
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The person that owns test@test.com
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I have a pal with an LG smart-fridge whose web-services was discontinued & he has to see a large Error-408 instead of calendar/smart-shopping-list the fridge originally offered. None of the streaming apps on my 2015 Sony Blu-ray player work/get updated. theguardian.com/technology/2…
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I just saw someone say they're looking for work in "IoS". I'm pretty sure they meant iOS, but I'm enjoying imagining someone whose professional field of expertise is the Internet of Shit.
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Checking out the memorial day deals at Lowe's. Taking a pass on this Samsung smart refrigerator. Don't feel like spending my time debugging certificate errors in the kitchen. @internetofshit
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YOU BOUGHT A THERMOMETER WITH AN APP
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Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse
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Replying to @brysonbort
My parents recently got a smart fridge because it connects to the TV. The TV gets notifications when the fridge is opened. The TV and fridge are in eyesight of each other.
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in 2050 we'll get a federal holiday just for updating our smart crap
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FUCKING ASSHOLE 😡😡
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I did a podcast with @futurepaul on all things internet connected, and reveal my secret shame
New episode of Cyberdeck Users Weekly with special guest @internetofshit! anchor.fm/futurepaul/episode…
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I cannot water the lawn because the sprinkler cannot connect to the Wi-Fi network.
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You paid for a mug that needs software upgrades
My mug needs a software upgrade.
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